kids say the darnest things!

there was a show a while back which i watched every now and then. i wouldn't say that i'm the biggest fan of that show, but it did amuse me.. how kids candidly say the funniest things.

i read a notebook cover (my sister's notebook) with prayers and i thought they were worthy to share here.

here goes;

dear god,
are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-lucy

dear god,
did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- norma

dear god,
thank you for the baby brother but what i prayed for was a puppy.
- carlo

dear god,
instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now?
- jane

dear god,
please put another holiday between christmas and easter. there is nothing good in there now.
- zheila

dear god,
maybe cain and abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. it works with my brother.
- harry

dear god,
if you give me ginie lamp like alladin, i will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
- raphael

dear god,
in bible times did they really talk that fancy?
- jennifer

dear god,
i bet it is hard for you to love all of everyone in the whole world there are only 4 people in our family and i can never do it.
- nan

dear god,
i keep waiting for summer but it never come yet. don't forget.
- mark

dear god,
we read that edison made light. but in sunday school they said you did. so i bet he stoled your idea.
sincerly,
donna

dear god,
i think the stapler is one of your greatest invention.
- cielo

dear god,
if you watch in church on sunday i will show you my new shoes.
- mickey d

dear god,
wouldn't it be easier if mr. moses wished to teleport all the people across the sea? just asking.
- skipper

dear god,
i think about you sometimes even when i'm not praying.
- elliott

dear god,
i went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church is that ok?
- carol

dear god,
i want to be just like my daddy when i get big but not with so much hair all over.
- sam

dear god,
i would like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible.
- arlene

dear god,
if you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. you did the right thing.
- bobot

dear god,
dad, brought a moscot yesterday, her name was aunt steph. she's so big and cuddly. thanks!
- liza

dear god,
if you let me win our acting contest i'll let you wear my medal for 10..no 20 seconds.
- kimberly

dear god,
please don't let rose know that i have a crush on her, i'm good as dead. i think i need to pee! wait a minute..
- oirac

dear god,
i really need your help it's a matter of life and death. please answer me! 8x3=_, 9+73=_, 8/2=_
- stan

dear god,
mom always chase me for a daily bath routine. is it in the bible?
- christian

dear god,
if i were buddhist will you still talk to me or would you just let me hum?
- emem

dear god,
the prayer that was taught to us was getting confusing, was it deliver us some email? or deliver us more burgers?
sincerely,
daisy

dear god,
i want to be like jesus, i want to have lots of fans.
- meligen

dear god,
sorry i cheat 2 answers from liza and 3 answers from joan in our christian ethics class.
- princess

dear god,
you don't have to worry about me i look both ways.
- manuel

dear god,
why can't we celebrate ash wednesday on friday? is it related to friday the 13?
- mimi

dear god,
i want to be a superhero like superman but no ghost villains please. you know i hate ghosts.
- jack

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hahaha... you gotta love kids..